You might be a killer robot if...
(Worldlustitude) You think Asimov's three laws of robotics are malarkey.Your cell-phone charger is your butt.You have a tiny, almost imperceptible CLANK CLANK CLANK to your walk.Your to-do list includes 'Kill the humans, all the humans, every human, and all they hold
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updated 10331 (Worldlustitude), inserted 1, updated 0, at 2012-05-28 19:28:25