A Survey Released Today Found.......
(ClassicFunnyQuotes) A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other hand, men spend half their income on the wives when the wife finds out about the mistress. So it all balances out. -
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updated 10365 (Classic Funny Quotes), inserted 21, updated 0, at 2012-05-28 11:18:19