I Know Why Pirates Say 'Argh!'

I Know Why Pirates Say 'Argh!'
(ElectricVenom) Yes, I have been naughty about ignoring my blog of late. No, you may not spank me. My ass is already sore, you see, and not for the reason that just came to your filthy mind. Rather, it’s sore because last Wednesday was my birthday and my son t

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Happy Birthday to my Boy and my Blog! (more)

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You'll Never Believe What I Found In My Garden (more)

2012 02 27

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2012 02 14

He Who Smelt It Dealt It (more)

2012 02 09

The Taming of the Brows (more)

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My Venomous New Year's Resolutions (more)

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2011 12 21

My Theory On The Candlestick Park Power Outage (more)

2011 12 21

10 Types of Great Last-Minute Gifts Under $20 (more)

2011 12 19

A Glimpse At My Christmas To Do List (more)

2011 12 19

I Can Get Over The Icky Fingers (more)

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A Little Pre-Thanksgiving Unpleasantness (more)

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2011 11 04

My Kitchen Renovation Is In Progress (more)

2011 11 04

Kim Kardashian: Poor Little Big-Butted Girl (more)

2011 11 04

My Brush With Breast Cancer Awareness (more)

2011 10 26

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2011 09 28

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2011 09 27

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2011 09 26

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2011 09 23

What Was He Thinking? (Caption Contest) (more)

2011 09 21

Every Day Is 9/11 (more)

2011 09 10

Happy Blogiversary! (more)

2011 09 01

So Long, Summer! (more)

2011 08 17

In Praise Of Minty-Fresh Toilets (more)

2011 08 11

Save Big At One Of My Favorite Stores (more)

2011 08 06

Dear Network Television and Advertisers (more)

2011 08 04

Looking for another summer read? (more)

2011 08 04

No More of Those Summer's Eve Ads! (more)

2011 08 01

Feminine Products Putting Are Too Much 'V' in TV! (more)

2011 07 22

How Hot Is It? (Open Mic) (more)

2011 07 22

Help Me, I'm Melting! (more)

2011 07 16

We Have A Winner! (more)

2011 07 13

Casey Anthony: Not Guilty, Even If You Don't Agree (more)

2011 07 05

Kids Don't Have To Think Reading's A Chore (more)

2011 07 04

Google+ May Kill Facebook For Me! (more)

2011 07 02

Toto, I'm Getting Pretty Sick of Kansas! (more)

2011 06 30

Around The Web [Bloggy Goodness] (more)

2011 06 30

The Lazy Daze of Summer (more)

2011 06 23

I Know Why Pirates Say 'Argh!' (more)

2011 06 17

Caption Contest (more)

2011 05 25

Some Things Are Growing, Some Things Are Not (more)

2011 05 21

Heading To Hill Country With A Heavy Heart (more)

2011 04 30

Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate (more)

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