The most ridiculous thing a salesman told you
(UncleJack's) Collected from AskReddit Monster cables are the only cables to give you a “true HD” experience. Fact: More glasses get broken in the presence of alcohol. Greenpeace activist telling me that nuclear power causes both global warming and the
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