Angry Obama Executes White House Jester S
(ForeignObjectDamage) Angry Obama Executes White House Jester Sweet. When the Onion picks it up, you know you've nailed it.White House Jester Beheaded for Making Fun of Soaring Deficit (update: edited to fix link)
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updated 9178 (Foreign Object Damage), inserted 1, updated 0, at 2012-05-30 04:16:39