Steven Wright Funnies.....
(ClassicFunnyQuotes) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Update update feed set failed_fetches=0, fetched=current_timestamp() where feed_id = 10365 failed: 1142 [UPDATE command denied to user '334187_hdlns_ms5'@'10.187.248.89' for table 'feed'] in [update feed set failed_fetches=0, fetched=current_timestamp() where feed_id = 10365]
updated 10365 (Classic Funny Quotes), inserted 21, updated 0, at 2012-05-30 08:09:15