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The Secret to Ron Paul's Support Among College Students (more)

2012 01 12

New Hampshire Hamlet of Dixville Notch Goes For Punxsutawney PAUL (more)

2012 01 10

Riddle: What Happens to a Chinese-Speaking, Mormon GOP Candidate, Who Worke (more)

2012 01 09

GOP Challengers Explain Why They Failed to Attack Romney in New Hampshire D (more)

2012 01 08

GOP Debates Head Up Big Wild CANARD Weekend (more)

2012 01 07

Mitt's Peace Overture to Newt Backfires (more)

2012 01 07

Rick Santorum Proposes Sweater Vests as Sole Means of Birth Control (more)

2012 01 07

Dan Savage Recoils at Notion of Surging Santorum as 'Flavor of the Month' (more)

2012 01 02

GOP Candidates Challenge Birth Certificate of 2012 New Year's Baby (more)

2012 01 01

Mitt Romney Takes 'Issue' With TIME Magazine: 'CORPORATIONS Should Be Perso (more)

2011 12 31

Ron Paul Radically Redefines The Iowa 'Caucuses' (more)

2011 12 30

Gingrich's Rapid Fall Validates 'Newtonian Physics' (more)

2011 12 28

Ron Paul Confesses His Biggest Mistake on Racist Newsletters (more)

2011 12 28

How The Gingrich Stole His OWN Christmas (more)

2011 12 27

Newt's 'Signature' Failure: Yes, Virginia, There is a Sanity Clause (more)

2011 12 26

House GOP's Latest Demand For Two Month Payroll Tax Extension: 'Only Two Da (more)

2011 12 24

The Wall St. Journal 'Occupies' John Boehner (more)

2011 12 22

The Boehner Plan: Replace Payroll Tax Cut With Two-Month Smoking Break (more)

2011 12 20

Newt Gingrich Reveals His Favorite Movie: Apocalypse Now (more)

2011 12 19

What REALLY Led to NTSB Call To Ban All Cellphone Use While Driving (more)

2011 12 15

Who Says Newt Doesn't Share JFK's Vision (more)

2011 12 14

The Trump Debate: What If They Gave a Bore and Nobody Came (more)

2011 12 12

Gingrich's Gay Half-Sisteâ€‹r Reveals Newt's 'Double Bias' (more)

2011 12 12

Newt's Latest Outrage: Replace Janitor In a Drum with Poor Children In a Dr (more)

2011 12 08

Newt Now Threatened By Geico Gecko (more)

2011 12 08

Mitt & Newt: Richie Rich vs. Bitchie Bitch? (more)

2011 12 06

Herman Cain Answers THE Presidential Question: How He Would Handle The 4:00 (more)

2011 12 01

Forget Ginger, Now Herman Cain Has a Problem With Mary Ann (more)

2011 12 01

If GOP Insists on Nominating Idiot, Can They At Least Pick An Idiot-Savant? (more)

2011 11 26

Did Newt Gingrich Really Say That Pepper-Spraying Students Was 'Bull'? (more)

2011 11 23

Failed Super Committee to Give Way To 'Bob From Accountemps' (more)

2011 11 22

Majorities Believe Newt's Anti-OWS Comments Were Meant For Congressional Re (more)

2011 11 21

Herman Cain Finally Provides His 'Coherent' Position on Libya (more)

2011 11 18

Herman Cain Seeks Refuge From 'Libya' in His Restaurant Roots (more)

2011 11 16

Rick Perry's Latest 'Brain Freeze' Gives the Christian Right a Cold Shudder (more)

2011 11 12

Seeking Comeback From Brain Freeze, Rick Perry Names His New Favorite Philo (more)

2011 11 12

The True Story of How Sex Harassment Charges Led Herman Cain To Leave The N (more)

2011 11 08

Herman Cain Finally Reveals His 'Ultimate Goal' as President (more)

2011 11 07

Did Herman's Queeg-Like Harassment Lead to A Cain Mutiny? (more)

2011 11 04

Conclusive Proof That Rick Perry 'Leaked' Herman Cain's Sexual Harassments (more)

2011 11 03

Did Romney Refute Charge He Has No Core? (more)

2011 10 31

Report: Herman Cain Chief of Staff Was Smoking Weed (more)

2011 10 27

GOP Field Defined: Flip-Flopping Mormon vs. Flipped-Out Morons (more)

2011 10 25

Herman Cain's 9-9-9 Plan Appears to Have '9 Lives' (more)

2011 10 24

Shocking Revelation: The REAL Reason Marco Rubio's Parents Left Cuba (more)

2011 10 22

Herman Cain, After Mis-Step, Introduces 9-9-9 Plan For Abortion (more)

2011 10 21

NY Times: Deficit Panel Has Attention Deficit Order (more)

2011 10 20

The Part of Marianne Gingrich Interview That ABC Left on Cutting Room Floor (more)

1969 12 31

Professor Gingrich Provides Alibi to Marianne's Charges (more)

1969 12 31

New Book About GOP Race: 'Primary Coloreds' (more)

1969 12 31

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