Centrelink Fairy
(EmailFunnies) One day a destitute refugee claimant was outside the Brisbane immigrationoffices when the Centrelink fairy appeared. ''My good man,'' the fairy said, ''I've been told to grant you three wishes,since you just
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updated 12099 (Email Funnies), inserted 0, updated 0, at 2012-05-30 20:39:40