Gordon the Rooster.
(EmailFunnies) Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs.Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went
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