POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR
(EmailFunnies) A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
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updated 12099 (Email Funnies), inserted 0, updated 0, at 2012-05-30 20:40:49