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(EmailFunnies) Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy?. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then?. &
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