Two Nuns
(EmailFunnies) .Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
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updated 12099 (Email Funnies), inserted 0, updated 0, at 2012-05-30 20:41:30