Fwd: THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
(EmailFunnies) As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave-sideservice for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
Update update feed set failed_fetches=0, fetched=current_timestamp() where feed_id = 12099 failed: 1142 [UPDATE command denied to user '334187_hdlns_ms5'@'10.187.248.89' for table 'feed'] in [update feed set failed_fetches=0, fetched=current_timestamp() where feed_id = 12099]
updated 12099 (Email Funnies), inserted 0, updated 0, at 2012-05-30 20:41:36