Irish farmer in a car accident
(Jokes-Joke) There are always 2 sides to a story!An Irish farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company's hotshot solicitor was questioning Seamus. 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor'.
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