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Wednesday One-Liners Hit the Snooze Button
(OverheardinNewYork) Girl to friend: Dude, so I was totally falling asleep on the toilet at work and thought of you!--Abilene, BrooklynOverheard by: MateoHomegirl on cell pacing by the subway: Woman put a cigarette out on my daughter. I hear about it, come rushing down,
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