Anyway, to cut a long story short...
(IrregularAnalyses) Well, I had planned on putting up a series of posts culminating in my* view on what the only potentially workable, albeit drastically imperfect, solution might be.Too late...However, it seems that events have overtaken this and the Israelis have come
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