Glenn Beck Conspiracy Generator
(About.com) The liberal media won't tell you this, because they're too busy promoting Obama's socialist agenda to allow gay Muslim illegal immigrants to open a drive-thru abortion clinic in your church, but today is Glenn Beck's birthday.
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updated 895 (Political Humor), inserted 10, updated 0, at 2012-05-31 21:14:05